how do bugs get to the 5th floor of a building
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
there’s a huge difference between “let people do what they choose with their bodies” and “let those 12 year olds have irresponsible sex”
its been 2 days and this has like 50k notes and i’ve only received like 5 hate messages about this u go tumblr u growin up
"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"
a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost